Total Medals Earned: 759 (From 139 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,270 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/160 points)
Beat the Tutorial Slime!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/11 (195/500 points)
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
How to open them
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
Win a game
No...
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 5/6 (30/40 points)
You looked at the credits, yay!
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee
Medals Earned: 3/8 (100/500 points)
Finished Classic 1 with 3 stars and no undo.
Finished Classic 2 with 3 stars and no undo.
Finished Classic 3 with 3 stars and no undo.
Finished Classic 4 with 3 stars and no undo.
Finished Classic 5 with 3 stars and no undo.
Finished Classic 6 with 3 stars and no undo.
Finished Speedrun with 3 stars and no undo.
Completed 100 percent of the game.
Medals Earned: 24/24 (390/390 points)
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
You made Pico, congrats!
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 5/7 (70/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Medals Earned: 32/45 (255/500 points)
Killed 20 enemies
Killed 2 enemies at once
Killed 3 enemies at once
Sticker (Common): Alien Hominid
Sticker (Common): Green Knight
Sticker (Common): Grunt
Sticker (Common): The Player
Sticker (Common): Tom
Sticker (Epic): Cat Dad
Sticker (Epic): Necromancer
Sticker (Epic): Tord
Sticker (Epic): Tricky
Sticker (Rare): Hank
Sticker (Rare): Orange Knight
Sticker (Rare): Pico
Sticker (Rare): Racoon
Sticker (Uncommon): Beefy Villager
Sticker (Uncommon): Boyfriend
Sticker (Uncommon): Hominid Agent
Sticker (Uncommon): Matt
Sticker (Uncommon): The Tank
Win 10 rounds
Beat 10 rounds!
Killed 30+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Killed 4 enemies at once
Killed 50 enemies
Break 100 blocks!
Win a game of Pico Roulette!
Survived for 1+ miles!
Killed 100 enemies!
Killed 50+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Survived for 5+ miles!
Sticker (Epic): Gold Whale
Sticker (Rare): Edd
Win a game of Castle Crashers VS!
Killed 5 enemies at once
Killed 6 enemies at once
Escaped the magma!
Broke 500 blocks!
Win 25 rounds
Killed 7 enemies at once!
Crossed the finish line! (~12 miles)
Win 50 rounds
Killed 100+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Win 100 rounds!